This post is obviously not serious
I have a major announcement to make on my blog...one that I'm sure will bring much wrath and hatred to myself and my family...but one that I must make. I've enlisted the help of my long time friend, the Mad Mexican, to bring to light a secret that I've kept hidden for far too long.
Watch the video
Yes mon-ami, I'm the guy behind Alt.Net Pursefight.
There...I've said it...we can move on...well, I have a bit of housecleaning to do.
David Laribee, I'm sorry I called you an @$$hole for Twittering that you went to Mix. It was the tequila talking, honest. All I wanted was a hug at the last Alt.NET conference...
Derek Greer, you're still an A-1 jackass.
Stewart Robertson, you are still the owner of the Ace Muthafuckah of '08 award. What's John McDowall's official title at your company: Beyatch who spellchecks blog posts about me?
Bellware, you owe me mad props for keeping you relevant by having so many assume that you were behind Alt.Net Pursefight. Get whatever smurf does the cooking in your village to bake me some pie!
Seriously...I feel a weight has been lifted from my shoulders! *sigh*
04-01-2008 4:01 AM